How to Grow Tobacco

Special Offer - 200 tobacco seeds, 4 varieties For only £10.00, or approximately US$14.50
ENOUGH FOR 20,000 CIGARETTES ! !
A soil area of approximately 16sqm will be able to sustain 100 plants, producing enough tobacco for well over 10,,000 cigarettes !

Were did you come across this?

i forget where it was, i usually include the link
was searching for something and it was one of the links that popped up

Hi --

I saw that ad while I was searching for some kind of tobacco. 20,000 cigs for only $14.00! Of course, you have to plant the seeds, grow them, harvest, cure, shred, buy tubes and a machine to inject them then pay someone to kick star your lungs....

Bob

Good selling technique for someone wanting to start growing their own. I wonder how many want their money back?

tell me what strain will give 20,000 cigs from 200 seeds, even if all the plants mature... i want some for next year!

Answer: None will produce like that.
Answer to my question: everyone

No, guys come on. Cant you tell? These are tobacco TREE seeds, duh. and there also pigme cigs. But seriously you guys need to be more proffesional and read between the lines.

If i aint jokin, i aint smokin

Hi --

NEW, FROM BOBCO SEED COMPANY! 2 TONS OF TOBACCO FROM ONLY 1 SEED!

In the spirit of the advertising from that company, I am now selling tobacco seeds which will grow over 2 TONS of tobacco enough for 3 BAZILLION cigarettes from only ONE SEED!

Instructions: Grow the plant from the seed BobCo sells you for only $29.95 plus tax and shipping, 5 day delivery excluding holidays and weekends. Save the seeds. Plant those seeds. Harvest over 2 TONS of tobacco!

Customer reviews - "I planted the BobCo seed I received for the great price of only $29.95 plus tax and shipping, 5 day delivery excluding holidays and weekends. It actually grew into a plant and I got over 20,000 seeds from that plant! When I grew those seeds, I harvested over 10 TONS OF TOBACCO FROM ONLY ONE SEED! I plan on buying 3 seeds from BobCo this year and expect even more TONS OF TOBACCO FROM ONLY ONE SEED!"

Another customer review - "I received the BobCo 2 Ton Tobacco Seed and planted it immediately! To my surprise, it grew into a plant higher than a 3 story building and required a crane to harvest! I needed to hire a 5-man crew with chainsaws to cut the leaves! And when the cut leaves hit the ground, they automatically shattered and formed themselves into over 20,000 million cigarettes! I harvested over 2 TONS OF TOBACCO FROM ONLY ONE SEED!"

disclaimer: results may vary. BobCo Inc. is not responsible for your growing practices being successful, customer reviews are summaries from actual reviews and are completely fictitious, fake, total lies invented by the manufacturer with the sole purpose of deceiving you into buying bogus products, liability is limited to replacing your seed should it prove to be faulty, you must pay shipping and handling for all replacement seeds of $10.95.

BobCo

As a greedy consumer I have ordered 7 Bobco seeds and two salad shooters. I have purchased 410 boxes of tubes along with 16 gallons of vanilla. I have located some day laborers to help harvest. I have been told the plants mature in just 21 days.